A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something