Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway