In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
