Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
