It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
When God closes one store He opens another
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change