In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct