They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything