The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
I don’t get mad I get odd
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
