Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far