My ego is too big

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

God is the world’s only super-bower

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion