She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
