When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga