My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…