If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance