All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
Never Win Anything
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
