People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift