As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to