Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go