A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis