But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

Easy to please but problematic to appease

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God