Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter