I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say