Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

God is the world’s only super-bower

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make