We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
