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The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

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The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

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