I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
Life itself is depthless As in shallow and superficial Life and death are depthless As in unfathomably deep
Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
