The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
