Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

I don’t get mad I get odd

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom