We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
