Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown