The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

My ego is too big

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything