The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won