For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
When God closes one store He opens another
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
