Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame