I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…