On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds