Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo