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LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…