They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes