LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do