We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…