When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…