We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
