Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness