Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where