I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come