When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found