The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

Love may never win but love always ties

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries