No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven