America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed