The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation