We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever