When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want