A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end