Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of