A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group