He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof