I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…